Add It Up

I was quite exasperated yesterday afternoon ― exasperated being a big word for “bored out of my mind” ― so through some help from a friend, I stumbled upon this study conducted from way back when dinosaurs ruled the world all the way up to the year 2010. This chart is of course satirical, but for some strange reason this diagram absolutely adds up. I’m sure there are plenty of people who'll find this funny, awkward, depressing, and some even opportunistic. It’s funny because it’s true. It’s awkward because it’s true. Its depressing, (especially in my case), because it’s true. And I’m sure you guessed it, but it’s opportunistic because… wait for it… it’s pretty much true.

Now I know the world isn’t black and white ― it’s a home for some of the most stunning and uncharted colors any person could imagine ― but this tutorial on what The Doghouse Diaries calls “Girlology” is fairly accurate, if not ingenious. It would explain why I’ve dabbled at most of these approaches and all I have to remember my attempts are a thimble, two rubber bands, heartbrake-itis, and a ham n’ cheese sandwich from 1982. So I suppose its time to change the way I approach the opposite sex… OR NOT!! Besides, that ham n' cheese is sorta like wine: the older it gets, the better it taste